WHEN IM THE FIRST ONE OUT OF MY FRIENDS TO GET A JOB

howdoiputthisgently:


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punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK
-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians
racistperry:
timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

My boyfriend just locked my keys in my car…. Maybe this is a sign we shouldn’t move in together….


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